Notable People on 100 Unsexiest Men 2009 by The Boston Phoenix
2. Chris Brown Seems like yesterday that Chris Brown was just another cute, precocious R&B comer with an unfortunate overbite and an uncanny knack for mimicking Michael…
8. Christian Bale To paraphrase his own now infamous expletive-laced tantrum: what the fuck was Bale doing when he launched that embarrassing, inhumane tirade on…
29. Michael Phelps We couldn’t care less whether this Wheaties-endorsed mega-medalist likes to hit the bong now and again. But when it comes to actual sex…
35. Lil Wayne He may be the best rapper alive, but Lil Wayne’s starting to look like an extra from the “Thriller” video. And now, on…
40. Mickey Rourke Consider it a badge of honor, Mick: if they gave out Oscars for unsexy, you’d have a mantle full. We predict his comeback…
45. Jack Black That Prop-8 musical was brilliant, and it even reminded us of those genius turns on Mr. Show with Bob and David. But…
49. Kid Rock Damn near every time we went to the movies last year, we got stuck watching Kid Rock’s god-awful propaganda flick. Let’s leave aside for…
53. Barack Obama’s Cabinet Members Nope, we’re not enamored of the cabinet members who actually made it through the confirmation process, either. Attorney General Eric Holder makes the…
61. Dick Cheney Need we say more? …
71. John McCain Now that John McCain has proven that he’s as effective a campaigner as he is a power forward, it’s time he shuts his yap…
79. Carlos Slim We support Mexican oil billionaire Carlos Slim’s investing in the New York Times since it not only helped keep the paper afloat,…
82. Keith Jardine Want to have a face like the Ultimate Fighting Championship’s “Dean of Mean”? Start with something pink and hairless — a sour peach, say,…
90. New Kids on the Block Apparently there’s no statute of limitations on the aural felonies that this five-piece popcorn outfit committed in the late ’80s and early ’90s: just…
91. George W. Bush What, did you think we were done ripping the Neanderthal who set the country back five decades in just eight years, just because he’s…
100. Robert Pattinson Shhh, don’t Twilight star Robert Pattinson, but the reportedly smelly , hygeine-challenged actor is not actually a vampire. Of course,…
and by the way Rush Limbaugh got the top spot. Cheers!
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